Realising those things were normal took a while (several years), but apparently he was still fucking learning. I've flown several ships without problem! They listen to everything, and pick up useful information. How was he suppose to know this earth-like planet was in it's winter season? it's such a Terran thing. Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) Relationship: Peter Quill & Rocket Raccoon Characters: Peter Quill Rocket Raccoon Drax the Destroyer Gamora (Marvel) Groot (Marvel) Additional Tags: Blood and Gore Animal Death Hunters & Hunting Male Friendship Best Friends Pre-Slash Action/Adventure Language: English Collections: After all, no one survives a Terran, right? ! Rocket bellowed back, and Peter caught sight of him as he all but threw himself toward what they had temporarily named the medicine cabinet, which was really a very messy box in the corner. Peter's in trouble (again) and Gamora needs to find him before it's too late. To be honest, as impressive as the collection was, he couldn't help but get the creeps. Heavily inspired by other works in the "Humans are Space Orcs" tag and the Boku No Hero Academia Fandom. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Peter barely looks aliveand the thought is like a vice around her throat, making it difficult to breathe. Sir, with all respect, I dont need yer charity Suddenly, his voice hadnt an angry tone, but a hurt one. They bring Thor and Loki with them, and there, the boys explore, play, and meet new people for better or for worse. Right? So you opt for wrapping your arms around him in what he thinks is a hug, but really you're restraining him so all he can do is lie still and sleep. It should have been simple: Grab Peter Quill so Ego couldn't. Work Search: These magical accidents are starting to get out of hand. Luckily for Yondu, he's got a baby Peter that needs attention. But who ever said Yondu was a cowboy? He doesn't belong in society, especially as a Ravager, and he knows that. The Subreddit for the Suburbs of Chicago. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the police called on him for running away, but no. Once they get comfortable enough to walk without holding on to your hand or jacket, they start leaving you behind to chase after your youngest crew member. All the time. So much for independence. Or at least I tried to. (How in the fuck his eyes are blue now? Be you a Ravager, a Kree or Pirate, a Xandarian or Terran? When they're 34, they pull the biggest stunt of their life. )Usually, he'd be rational, maybe he drank too much. Peters and Grandpas. 1) is a 2014 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name.Produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures, it is the 10th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. And about 50% of it actually matters. She was a ghost. Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Teen And Up Audiences Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Complete Work 11 Sep 2022 Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Yondu Udonta/Reader Yondu Udonta Reader Original Trans Character (s) Original Female Character (s) Ravagers (Marvel) Trans Character Trans Male Character Honest to god aliens. A few months later, they come crawling back home, out of food and money. Stuff happens, Peter meets his biological father, has a Bad Time, and everything ends in a bittersweet kinda way, right? Cant you tell?, That? Oh, everything made sense now and Peter didnt know if he should laugh or cry. Please consider turning it on! A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. Look. I wouldnt put it past you to keep an injury or an illness from us until it became too much., He crossed his arms, his defensiveness dying on his tongue when she sent him a look. Browse through and read or take "guardians of the galaxy" stories, quizzes, and other creations and he never expected that he wasn't the only one to go back. Make sure you know where they are and what they're doing. He's always had to deal with it alone before, why should this time be any different? Were losing him! Gamora called in panic, to which Drax retorted, He is right there. Groot was doing some sort of helpless dance in the middle of the room, shrieking, I am Groot! in a less than cheerful manner. We was flyin back, and Rocket crashed The Milano.. *Updates on Thursdays**Occasionally on Mondays as well*, He was supposed to be preparing to attend Japan's number one Hero School, for fucks sake, classes started next week. But he looks like such a loser, standing there with the expression of a hurt puppy when his latest target strides away mumbling about how he was adorable but too young and inexperienced to know anything. peter quill can suck his own dick and i attempted to smush some vague plot in there. A/B/O dynamics (Steve/Tony both)02. full-crack Mpreg (Loki/Strange, Wanda/Vision)03. turned to a kitten (Thor/Bruce/Hulk, Cap/Loki)04. soulmate-identifying marks (Rhodey/Tony, skinny Steve/Thor)05. high school AU (human Rocket/Quill, Steve/Coulson)06. vampire AU (Loki/vampire Bucky, "vampire" Loki/Tony)07. body-swap (Tony/Strange, Bruce/Loki)08. going undercover as a couple (Sam/Bucky, Kate/Yelena)09. codependent relationship (Cap/Strange, Tony/Bucky)10. life-saving (Tony/Bruce, StevenGrant/Mobius). Scott just wanted a glass of water. His crew, though small, is very dear to him. And he would do anything to protect them. How? Also underneath their arms. They make up ridiculous stories to try to woo the ladies who happen to be older than them. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. (Spoiler: It's because he's in love with Quill). Two legendary outlaw know as Star Lord & Star Dust are The leaders of The Guardians Of The Galaxy. They'll bite you. hiiiiiiii it's late and I'm tired but I needed to write this okay you don't understand. So you roll over, allow the tiny brat to cuddle up close to you, and try to fall back to sleep. Fine. Initiate Rescue Protocol. You're snoring so fucking loud and the rest of us can't sleep.". Fortunately, the aliens are trying there best. Especially this messy haired, green-eyed, always-sobbing little thing that calls itself Peter. One, he wasn't human he was a ghoul. Father/Yondu vibes that loves reader very much! Tommy tries to hide his humanity from his crewmates, but he crumbles. And THEN, when they've nothing to do, they discover that they can crawl through the ventilation tunnels and explorer every part of your ship that they've never seen before. This Terran was really good at hiding his pain, though. Join Yondu Udonta's crew or else. Was he alive? This is my first ever attempt at a Guardians of the Galaxy fic, and I hope youll like it! They're ticklish there. They're right. Work Search: Humans (Terrans) are seen as the Blight of the cosmos, an ancient threat might resurrect, and Mei should be kept away from any computer. Sharp teeth and claws, but like ta crush their victims fer fun. Peter explained, but uh dont be mad" He said, tone more nervous now.Kraglin frowned, why? Please consider turning it on! And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass. Guardians: . These- She made a sound that wouldve been hilarious had Peter been more awake, but in his still half asleep state he couldnt find the energy to laugh. I like fics where the Guardians are confused by Terran biology and I ship Starmora a little and something about Ego's entire plot bugged me so I rolled it all into one for this story. Please consider turning it on! Galactic Surge 111 pages Completed October 7, 2021 GeekyGirl183 For a long time. The initial roster consisted of Vance Astro, Martinex T'Naga, Captain Charlie-27, and Yondu Udonta. You might think you know how the rest of the story goes, Peter lives a fearful and rough life with the Ravagers, kinda bonds with Kraglin and kinda considers Yondu his dad, strikes out on his own and saves the galaxy by making friends through commiting crimes. Yondu wasnt a good man. Rocket, the aforementioned friend slash teammate, is endlessly confused. When they're 26, they go solo; They declare that they can be independent. Nobody said I'd be a baby-sitter for a kid! Izuku Midoriya is flying through space. Not Quite Terran, a guardians of the galaxy fanfic | FanFiction Peter walked into the cavernous room filled with objects from all over the galaxy. A loud, high pitched beeping filled the room, and the screen up on the window flashed red, displaying a smiling, strawberry blond, curly haired man, with a slight stubble, the Identification flashing Peter Quill.Kraglin nearly leaped forward to press the answer button, but Yondu stopped him, calmly clicking the button himself. And you want to slap the hell out of him for bothering you, but you wouldn't dare hurt a child. But its getting a little old, and quite frankly, stressful., So give us a crash course on Terran physiology. Shed sounded so genuinely enthusiastic when shed said it that Peter didnt have it in him to protest, which had been his initial reaction. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Fanfiction Home Search Stories Fiction Fanfiction Nonfiction Quizzes People Close. It was hard to tell time when there was no planet under his feet to decide it. One, When aliens threaten to eat you they're not being serious and you shouldn't eat them in retaliation. Maybe someone spiked his drink for the second time in this lifetime, or is it the experiments all over again? Peter woke up with a start. Grogu, like always, got ahold of it. In any case, it was completely on accident that he stumbled upon a folder labeled, "About Quill." Wha- Gamora? Guardians of the Galaxy Fanfic. just laying down the law, this is a rant tied up with self-indulgence, sanity? No money, no home, and no people in any human sense of the word. "You crashed us pretty good. Scott is tired of not having a soulmate. 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Where did this T'Challa kid come from? Morgan Johnson was a human. A list of fic ideas that I hope to write one day or that people may adopt. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought.OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat. But now he has bigger things to worry about. Because when they grow up, they stop needing you as much as they used to. They're small because you aren't supposed to crawl through them! Why would we do that? Rocket continued, throwing his hands up as if offended by the thought. My Friend Drax, a guardians of the galaxy fanfic | FanFiction It had been a few days since The Guardians had defeated Ronan and saved Pillatona from a giant monster. Because they know it irritates the hell outta you. On every long car trip, there's always one person who needs to use the restroom, despite being told to try hours before. That's not going so well. So enjoy it! What is itnow?. Yondu reflects on what it's like to watch a Terran grow, and all the stupid shit the Terran will do in his lifetime. Unfortunately he is also the last person seen with the orb. Now, if only he could figure out what exactly he was, hopefully without running into a certain living planet. You mean this? 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With no clue where it came from, they decide to investigate it and put a stop to whoever made it. Wave a magic wand and make something better appear out of thin air?. Its been a rough few days. Please consider turning it on! ---in which i made a text fic and its full of memes and ships. Living with Thanos, she would see some prisoners sing a chant once in a while, but never had she heard a song before the day she met Peter. Because no matter how small, unintimidating, or dare he saycute his new cellmate is, Aiz'wa is about to die. No, they all said, though Groots reply sounded a little different, but Peter got the sentiment. You still have a few more hours to sleep., Maybe I should go do that in my own room, where I can die in peace., Gamora slapped him lightly on the arm. Peter just needs to remember that time moves slower in space than it does on Terra. So like become vigilantes? If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. It hasnt even been one day since getting to the station and Izuku has somehow managed to find himself careening into the endless abyss that is space in a small pod he doesnt know how to fly. Looking to turn their fortunes around, Rocket and Quill team up for a series of races where the grand prize is a ticket to a comfortable life. Thats snoring, he replied, attempting to sit up a bit to get a better look at her. "Neither of us have any weapons, genius. And surely that is the answer to all of Tommy's problems. When they're 23, you think they've matured somewhat. Sir, with all respect, I dont need yer charity Suddenly, his voice hadnt an angry tone, but a hurt one. Its a normal Terran thing to get.. Stop treating him like a kid. X. But a job that the Guardians thought they'd complete with ease turns into a job that uncovers not just Xandar's grittiest conspiracies, but also, worst of all, the Guardians' FEELINGS. 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